eBidiot: Let's Go Trippin': Brion Gysin Dreamachine on eBay

While everyone else was buying HD TVs and iPads on Black Friday, I had a flashback to the sixties, and won this Dreammachine in an eBay auction.

AUTHENTIC DREAM MACHINE-

INVENTED BY BRION GYSIN,
WM. S. BURROUGHS AND IAN
SUMMERVILLE.HAND MADE 'ALPHA RED #2' VERSION.
MADE FROM VINTAGE 78 RPM TURNTABLE.
TOWER ITSELF MADE NEW TO EXACT SPECS.
AS THE ORIGINAL DESIGN. EXTREMELY POWERFUL
R.E.M. SIMULATION RAISES ALPHA WAVES IN
USERS BRAIN CAUSING VISIONS AND EUPHORIA.NOT RECOMMENDED FOR PEOPLE WITH NERVOUS
DISORDERS. CAN BE USED WITH EYES OPEN BUT
DESIGNED FOR THE CLOSED EYE.
THIS IS ONE COLOR CHOICE AS SEEN IN PHOTO.
LIGHT BULB AND SOCKET INCLUDED.
*THIS MODEL HAS COLOURED JEWELS FOR OPEN EYES.
TURNTABLE IS A QUALITY CALIFONE
BRAND. VERY RELIABLE.
COMES WITH SUGGESTIONS TO OPTIMIZE USAGE
AND A STIMULATION CASSETTE. IT WILL BE SENT
IN 2 PADDED PACKAGES FOR SAFE DELIVERY.
35 DOLLARS SHIPPING
WITHIN THE UNITED STATES. MUCH MORE FOR INTERNATIONAL.
PLEASE WAIT FOR INVOICE TO YOUR LOCATION.
COMES IN TWO SECURE PARCELS.
THIS IS A REAL MACHINE.
CARE AND CAUTION MUST BE USED.
DREAMS LESS SWEET AS IT WERE. 

Damn, I'm almost scared to try it now!